Gone AWOL

Dear Camera,
Where have you gone?
I miss you.
Do you care?
I need you.
There was a time on Sunday that I wanted to capture a memory and i longed for your services.
I had to use my cell phone camera.
You're better.
But you have vanished.
Why?
I'd rather you hadn't decided to vamoose.
Don't you like it here?
Chase really likes you to be here.
Maybe that's why you've vanished.
Too many self portraits taken of Chase by Chase perhaps?
At least he's dapper.
It could be worse ya know, camera.
It could be pictures taken of the ceiling all the time, or the floor, or the corner of a wall, which is mostly what Chase takes pictures of.
Let's not play the blame game of why you're MIA.
You've gone AWOL and normally there's potential merit for a court martial.
But you will be shown the most merciful mercy if you return! I promise!
I'll clean your lens.
I'll empty your SD card.
I'll buy you an attachment, a really expensive one.
But do you think you could wait on that until the tax return comes back?
I'll find you a special place to sit when you're lovingly not being "put to work".
Please come home.
I've only had you 3 months!
That's not long enough to be out on your own!
Come back to me!
My cell phone camera stinks like a stinky stink dog.

ME