What to my wandering eyes should appear:

This.
I happened to be walking by the front hall way one morning and noticed the front door and screen door were open.
This is what I found standing on the drive way.
The little Houdini magician had put on his hat and decided to enjoy the summer morn, along with wearing Allie's pink fuzzy sketcher crock slippers, a diaper, and a frog puppet on his hand.

What more do you need in life??