Letter to the locals

Dear Las Vegans,
I feel the need to apologize for I know many of you are mad at me. I catch wind of your anger when i see you shaking your head, graciously throw dirty looks, and rev your engine. But in my defense, allow me to explain something.
For4 years, I lived, and drove on Japan. While there was never any road rage on the roads there with the locals, there was speeding, and the running of many yellow lights.
When i moved to New Mexico, I was mentally still in Japan.
I got 4 speeding tickets in less than a year.
I began to fear that the military police on Holloman AFB had "Harry Potter like" invisible cloaks and were following me at all times. I therefore eventually learned to drive the speed limit...and come to complete stops. I once again learned to use my turn signal and stop at yellow lights.
Now, I understand that this is frustrating to many of you, and you'd probably like to run me off the road and/or shake your fist and yell sweet nothings at me, but I ask for your patience as i once again learn how to speed without fear, cut you off, change lanes without signaling, run yellow lights, follow too closely behind you, act like i never know who's turn it is when sitting at a 4 way stop, and/or just roll through stop signs anyway even if it's not my turn to go.


Sincerely yours,
me.