You know....

....you're a mom when you cut yourself shaving in the shower because you only have 2 seconds to shower on Sunday's because you have children to get ready for the evil hour of 9 o'clock in the morning church, and the only kind of band-aid you can find in the medicine cabinet is a Barbie one.

.....you're married to the military when his deployment bags are always ready to go and always in the bedroom.

.....your kids have pink eye when they look like this

...and this

.....I've never washed my hands so much, but who wouldn't? I don't want everyone in the house to share this joy.

...you know you live in Vegas when you can walk down the LV Strip on a nice spring day and see a Storm Trooper standing in front of the Bellagio and have your pic taken with him and hold his gun, yeah, that's right, his gun.

As i am typing this right now, I can hear Chase fussing in his sleep. I keep opening his door to see if he's alright and he doesn't move, so I know he's asleep. Isn't that one of the hardest things about being a parent? Not being able to help them when they're sick :(
If it were me that had pink eye, i would not only be fussing in my sleep, but also when i was awake! For my darling husband Eric's sake and sanity, let's hope my hand washing pays off :)